Reuben's Journal

Day One
This camp is full of psychotic people. How in the world are they not all arrested? After my mom dumped me off like trash they make me climb that stupid hill just to fill me with all this non-sense. I go to a simple play thing and what happens? Oh yeah, a bunch of boulders and lava almost crush me. Then the whole thing clashes together just as I make it to the top. This ghetto little prank is not cool. I just want this nightmare to end and to move back to Seattle where I won't be surrouded by horsemen and freaks. If this does happen to be real, then maybe this was for the better.

Signed, Reuben Nicolaides.